Followers
1.4M
About this metric
Public follower count at check time.
theonion.com
Profile data checked Aug 6, 2026, 12:24 PM
Report generated Sep 9, 2026, 10:16 AM
74/100
Mostly strong signals
Followers
1.4M
Public follower count at check time.
Following
4
Public following count at check time.
Posts
8,009
Public post count reported by the network.
Typical post
1,125
Median interactions across 47 sampled original posts.
Conversation response
Limited
Bio clarity
Limited
Network discovery
Mixed
Posting rhythm
Mixed
Topic consistency
Strong
Post context
Strong
Profile basics
Strong
Interaction mix
Strong
Identity and links
Strong
The bio identifies The Onion as a news source and promotes subscriptions, but never states that its news is satirical.
Audience
Readers seeking satirical headlines, topical comedy, Onion articles, print delivery, merchandise, or newsletters.
Positioning
A subscription-supported publisher presenting fictional news and cultural commentary in the visual and linguistic format of journalism.
Bio/content match
StrongThe sampled posts overwhelmingly support a satirical news publisher, with fictional headlines, topical parody, article links, and subscription promotions.
Reply share
1%
Amplification
11%
Top vs typical
5.1x
Domain handle
Yes
Response consistency
84%
Sample: Median 1,125 / average 1,332.4
Top vs typical
5.1x
Sample: Top 5,730 / median 1,125
Reply share
1%
Sample: 856 replies / 62.6K interactions
Amplification share
11%
Sample: 6,634 reposts + quotes
Typical public response is below the network baseline, sparse, or concentrated in a few posts.
The bio identifies The Onion as a news source and promotes subscriptions, but never states that its news is satirical.
The profile has limited public discovery signals beyond its handle.
The captured sample shows frequent, current publishing.
The sampled posts overwhelmingly support a satirical news publisher, with fictional headlines, topical parody, article links, and subscription promotions.
Sampled original posts consistently provide visible text context.
The public profile has enough identity detail to evaluate quickly.
Sampled posts earn more than one kind of public response.
The profile connects its Bluesky identity to public destinations it controls.
Calling itself “America’s Finest News Source” while concealing the satire behind adrenochrome stands makes this bio an incoherent joke.
theonion.com · C · 74/100
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